• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 12:55
CET 18:55
KST 02:55
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL22] Finals Preview: Sweet Victory!12[ASL22] Ro4 Preview: Mirror Mirror6[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: Within Reach5[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: In A Tizzy11[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver5
Community News
Weekly Cups (Oct 26 - Nov 1): MaxPax, herO, Solar win0Weekly Cups (October 19-25): Clem triples first in 5.0.175Evil Geniuses - shutting down23ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier7Weekly Cups (October 12-18): 5.0.17 era begins1
StarCraft 2
General
No more SC2 streamers on team liquid? [D] Hacker peak in sc2 ? Liquibets sc2 season 30 Evil Geniuses - shutting down Weekly Cups (Oct 26 - Nov 1): MaxPax, herO, Solar win
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament WardiTV Mondays ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier Stellar Fest TWO the Moon (Dec 16-20) RSL goes to London! 2026 Offline Finals Nov 21-22
Strategy
[H] ZvP Mid-Late Game: Stalkers Collossi HT
Custom Maps
Starcraft 2 Advance [D] the control group Simple Questions/Answers [G] How to playtest arcade maps
External Content
Mutation # 550 Graveyard Shift The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 549 Endless Sparkles Mutation # 548 Shining Bright
Brood War
General
BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Sagi.gg Launcher Released Top Players of October 2026 (EBPD Rankings) BW General Discussion Rollback Netcode in Brood War
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 4 [Mixed-Gender CK] Rush+4 vs Best+4 [BSL23] RO24 Group F - Sunday 21:00 CET
Strategy
50,000-Word Terran Builds Memo 2026-10-22 Cliff Jump Revisited (1 in a 1000 strategy) Simple Questions, Simple Answers
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Deus Ex 3!? Mobile Legends: Bang Bang Armies of Exigo - YesYes?
Dota 2
Dota 2 Champions League Season 3 Begins April 25!
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine The Chess Thread
Fan Clubs
Fan Club Resource Thread Reynor Fan Club The Flash Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece
Sports
Football (Soccer) Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
Why I built Repalyzer (1.1.…
BlueStar
Innovate or Game Over?
TrAiDoS
ShieldBattery on Mac
Kraekkling
[ASL22] Ro4 Day1 Ticket Giv…
bITt.mAN
Can Bots Beat Pros?? Starcr…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 36254 users

I Just Got Owned

Blogs > OctoPuSs
Post a Reply
OctoPuSs
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Canada5279 Posts
May 30 2007 00:54 GMT
#1
I'm sure everyone has experienced something like this. I don't feel too good today (not sick, just not in the mood) so I decide to build up a good lie and call-in sick today. Before I did, I wanted to have a good grasp on how to do it correctly. I've done it countless times before but I felt like it wasn't convincing enough and really felt like a lie. Since I like my co-workers, I wanted to come up with something they would all believe. This is how I found this website: http://www.wikihow.com/Call-in-Sick-When-You-Just-Need-a-Day-Off

If you have time, these are some pretty nice exemple on how to have a quick day-off without hearing the annoying sighs of your boss and co-workers.

Anyway, as I pick one good excuse to be able to go out tonight, my boss completely catches me off guard and calls me before I have the chance to build up something. Worst part is that she asks me if I can get to work earlier. I'm like "Euh no I don't want to come earlier." And she's like "Okay then, see you at 4!" and she hangs up.

FAILED. God damn it.

**
Depression is just a sarcastic state of mind. Liquid`HerO Fighting!
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
May 30 2007 01:00 GMT
#2
hahahaha

Don't call in sick at all.
Moderator
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-30 05:56:02
May 30 2007 05:55 GMT
#3
That is true ownage haha. I think your boss has ESP. :p
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
May 30 2007 06:12 GMT
#4
GG
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
May 30 2007 06:55 GMT
#5
Think fast. Lie faster.
Moonlight Shadow
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
May 30 2007 08:29 GMT
#6
--- Nuked ---
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
OSC
23:00
King of the Hill #267
EmpressLilyy62
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
mouzHeroMarine 389
SHIN 136
MindelVK 31
EnDerr 4
StarCraft: Brood War
Mini 441
BeSt 240
ggaemo 175
actioN 164
firebathero 90
Mind 84
Mong 64
Dewaltoss 63
Hyun 60
Zeus 57
[ Show more ]
Sharp 34
Bale 29
sorry 29
scan(afreeca) 20
Bishop 18
Aegong 17
ajuk12(nOOB) 14
Dota 2
qojqva2759
Dendi1105
monkeys_forever335
Other Games
tarik_tv4093
Liquid`RaSZi1401
FrodaN624
ceh9556
XaKoH 240
Fuzer 223
Liquid`VortiX204
byalli190
ArmadaUGS112
KnowMe90
QueenE83
C9.Mang073
Grubby66
Mew2King65
NeuroSwarm46
UpATreeSC43
ODPixel34
Trikslyr34
Railgan25
Chillindude21
JuggernautJason16
Organizations
Counter-Strike
PGL245
[ Show 18 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• StrangeGG 74
• LUISG 20
• Adnapsc2 16
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Laughngamez YouTube
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• FirePhoenix18
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Nemesis2892
• TFBlade708
Other Games
• Shiphtur627
• imaqtpie578
• WagamamaTV325
Upcoming Events
IntoTheTV X SOOP
1d 17h
Reynor vs Solar
ByuN vs SHIN
Clem vs MaxPax
herO vs Rogue
IPSL
1d 23h
WorsT vs nOmaD
Dewalt vs andersOn
AI Arena Tournament
2 days
IntoTheTV X SOOP
2 days
IPSL
2 days
Azhi_Dahaki vs ggnore13
Double vs WIZARD
Replay Cast
3 days
Replay Cast
4 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
4 days
WardiTV Invitational
4 days
YoungYakov vs Lambo
SHIN vs TBD
Percival vs Shameless
Solar vs TBD
PiGosaur Cup
5 days
[ Show More ]
The PondCast
6 days
KCM Race Survival
6 days
WardiTV Invitational
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-11-04
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
HCC Season 3

Ongoing

Acropolis #5
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 4
International ShieldBattery League
BSL Season 23
IPSL Winter 2026-27
Calamity Cup Div. A Season 8
IEM Beijing 2026
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 5
1win Private Club #2
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
ESL Pro League Season 24
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
Logitech G Play Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026

Upcoming

1xBet Invitational
SC4ALL II: Brood War
BSL 23: Non-Korean Championship
HSC XXX
Stellar Fest 2: Lunar Cup
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
Underdog Cup 2026 Div 2-3
PGL Bucharest 2027
BLAST Bounty Winter 2027
eXTREMESLAND 2026
PGL Major Singapore 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 6
BLAST Rivals Fall 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.