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I Just Got Owned

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OctoPuSs
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Canada5279 Posts
May 30 2007 00:54 GMT
#1
I'm sure everyone has experienced something like this. I don't feel too good today (not sick, just not in the mood) so I decide to build up a good lie and call-in sick today. Before I did, I wanted to have a good grasp on how to do it correctly. I've done it countless times before but I felt like it wasn't convincing enough and really felt like a lie. Since I like my co-workers, I wanted to come up with something they would all believe. This is how I found this website: http://www.wikihow.com/Call-in-Sick-When-You-Just-Need-a-Day-Off

If you have time, these are some pretty nice exemple on how to have a quick day-off without hearing the annoying sighs of your boss and co-workers.

Anyway, as I pick one good excuse to be able to go out tonight, my boss completely catches me off guard and calls me before I have the chance to build up something. Worst part is that she asks me if I can get to work earlier. I'm like "Euh no I don't want to come earlier." And she's like "Okay then, see you at 4!" and she hangs up.

FAILED. God damn it.

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Depression is just a sarcastic state of mind. Liquid`HerO Fighting!
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
May 30 2007 01:00 GMT
#2
hahahaha

Don't call in sick at all.
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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-30 05:56:02
May 30 2007 05:55 GMT
#3
That is true ownage haha. I think your boss has ESP. :p
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
May 30 2007 06:12 GMT
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useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
May 30 2007 06:55 GMT
#5
Think fast. Lie faster.
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