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TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10894 Posts
February 04 2015 09:24 GMT
#1
Hi TL, various friends asked me to post a guide on how to get to GrandMasters, so here it is. First of all you obviously need to choose a race, the next part is the hard part, choosing your name.

Step 1 : Go to battle.net
Step 2 : Sign in
Step 3 : Go to Account
Step 4 : Select StarCraft 2
Step 5 : Change Name for your region
Step 6 : Change your username to : llll, lll, llllll, lllllllll ,llllllllllll, lllllllllllll , or one of the other barcode variations
Step 7 : Turn on KPOP preferably some old 2pM
Step 8 : ????
Step 9 : Profit


Those are the steps to get to GM on SC2.

Don't tell anyone you saw it here.

Also keep in mind some of the other variations that may be common like wwwwwwwwwwww , kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk , aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, ect. will not work in getting you to GM, top Diamond or mid Master at best.

gl hf and happy gaming

**
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
Dingodile
Profile Joined December 2011
4139 Posts
February 04 2015 09:32 GMT
#2
Maybe change your TL-name to IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII and everyone in TL-Strategy is happy.
Grubby | ToD | Moon | Lyn | Sky
broodbucket
Profile Joined July 2013
Australia963 Posts
February 04 2015 11:01 GMT
#3
Thanks for guide, not only am I grandmaster but I now stomp foreign tournaments & have cute fangirls
Tufas
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Austria2259 Posts
February 04 2015 11:59 GMT
#4
Then hate me when thou wilt; if ever, now
I will never bow down to kpop
Where is my ACE flair
KOtical
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany451 Posts
February 04 2015 12:08 GMT
#5
Step 8 : ????
Step 9 : Profit

well definitly to much south park involved xD
Ovid
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
United Kingdom948 Posts
February 04 2015 12:48 GMT
#6
Step 10 : Play NA
I will make Yogg Saron priest work...
virpi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany3599 Posts
February 04 2015 15:22 GMT
#7
I IIII IIII IIII IIII III I IIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIII.
first we make expand, then we defense it.
Dingodile
Profile Joined December 2011
4139 Posts
February 04 2015 17:35 GMT
#8
On February 05 2015 00:22 virpi wrote:
I IIII IIII IIII IIII III I IIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIII.

IIIIIII IIIIII?
Grubby | ToD | Moon | Lyn | Sky
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21248 Posts
February 04 2015 17:39 GMT
#9
IDK this guide was better...

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/articles/8733-how-to-become-a-f33red-k0r34n-z3rg-on-wcg-wsl
TranslatorBaa!
virpi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany3599 Posts
February 04 2015 23:54 GMT
#10
On February 05 2015 02:39 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
IDK this guide was better...

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/articles/8733-how-to-become-a-f33red-k0r34n-z3rg-on-wcg-wsl

this is the second time during two days that I'm reminded of this thread. I hadn't thought about it for years before. Something is wrong on the internet.
first we make expand, then we defense it.
BreAKerTV
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Taiwan1658 Posts
February 05 2015 06:23 GMT
#11
5/5 loved this from start to finish although it was brief.
Retired caster / streamer "BingeHD". Digital Nomad.
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37125 Posts
February 05 2015 08:05 GMT
#12
On February 05 2015 02:39 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
IDK this guide was better...

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/articles/8733-how-to-become-a-f33red-k0r34n-z3rg-on-wcg-wsl

You remember the existence of a blog from 2003? Holy crap...
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
TL+ Member
LoneYoShi
Profile Blog Joined June 2014
France1348 Posts
February 05 2015 08:39 GMT
#13
GM league, here I come !
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10627 Posts
February 05 2015 09:35 GMT
#14
arent you not even gm yet? i dont think someone who isnt gm should be giving gm instructions.
Writer#1 KT and FlaSh Fanboy || Woo Jung Ho Never Forget || Teamliquid Political Decision Desk
TL+ Member
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8971 Posts
February 05 2015 13:39 GMT
#15
On February 05 2015 17:05 Seeker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 05 2015 02:39 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
IDK this guide was better...

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/articles/8733-how-to-become-a-f33red-k0r34n-z3rg-on-wcg-wsl

You remember the existence of a blog from 2003? Holy crap...


It's not a blog. It's the "life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery" blog.
ॐ
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
February 05 2015 16:23 GMT
#16
You have to get to GM before you can write a guide how to get to GM.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10894 Posts
February 05 2015 22:05 GMT
#17
To all the people complaining because i'm not GM...

After using this guide , I am already playing vs all GM on ladder, the signs are there.

Also Nina and FlaShFTW, you need to break C rank before you can give advice in BW Strategy Section plz.. .. thx.
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
February 06 2015 02:34 GMT
#18
Got C+
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
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