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Lorning *
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Belgica34432 Posts
November 13 2014 13:36 GMT
#1
Once upon a time in a country far, far away there ruled a kind, humble, passionate king. His name was King Gerrard of Primus. His kingdom was rich, an abundance of food and gold.

During his reign, he also had a council he could rely on, the Council of Truth and Trustworthiness . The council was run by four members. MarineKing, the marshal, was the leader of the King’s Army and advised the king on matters such as offence strategies. The steward, Creator, ran all the economic matters in the kingdom. Then there was ByuN, the spymaster. Spying on foreign lands and hiding in plain sight were his job. The head of the Church, and fourth member of the council, was called SalvatioN.

One day, on a gray afternoon, King Gerrard was having a party with the council members in his humongous castle. There was lots of food made by the cook, DeParture. The King also brought in entertainment, with a jester called TerrOr and a strong person who could lift all kinds of different things (which others couldn’t life of course). His name was KassiA.

With everyone entertained and drunk, Gerrard called Byun into his personal room. ByuN hadn’t been drinking because he expected this. Gerrard called him in his room to give him yet another objective. The King had heard of a great, foul evil spreading in faraway lands. He wanted ByuN to look into this and take this evil out if necessary. ByuN, as loyal as a puppy, accepted this quest, and urgently started packing his stuff.

Two weeks passed. No one had heard from ByuN. Was he killed, was he taken prisoner? Gerrard had sent out more scouts, but to no avail. Meanwhile he had gotten more news about the evil. Choya was his name. An evil warlock spouting his appalling enchantments over foreign kingdoms. Evil was coming closer every day.

It was a an even grayer afternoon this time, and Gerrard was staring into the distance. Thunderclouds and hurricanes over the neighboring kingdom, the kingdom of Kang. Suddenly, a loud noise at the gates. People screaming. Gerrard stormed towards the gates and he couldn’t believe his eyes. Nestea, Mvp and many more screaming for help. “Our king has fallen!”, they cried, “Let us in, they have taken Losire and YongHwa already”. King Gerrard wanted to offer them help, but then he saw their faces. Green bulbs. He had seen this before, it was the disease called foreignicus monicus. But that disease was wiped out long ago, with the coming of the Empire of KESPAAAAAAAA. There was only one way it had returned: That ugly coward called Choya.
When Gerrard ordered his guards to kill these cursed people, Cezanne arrived, the kingdom’s gate guardian, of the outer gates. “He has arrived, and he has brought his entire army.” Gerrard fell on his knees. “This… this can’t… be”, he said, “We will fight to the death.”

The King ordered MarineKing to rally all the troops and anyone who could handle a sword, men, women and children. Meanwhile Choya had broken through the outer gates. This task was too easy for his conjured demons. Now he was marching towards the castle, on his chariot of fire and doom, pulled by his horses called GuMiho and Leenock.

Choya ordered his forward legions to attack. Houses fell, people died and everything looked grim. “All is lost, all has to be given up!” SalvatioN screamed. “No, never give up never surrender” Gerrard said full of passion and kicked SalvatioN towards Choya’s towering demon. Suddenly Creator ran up to Gerrard. “The rax are burning! The rax are burning!”. MarineKing overheard this and fell on his knees. He started crying. “It’s over”, he said. Gerrard ran up to him and pulled him up by his collar. “No, no. This is not how we go down. I have always known you as someone who goes to the limit, someone who never gives up. We stood by each other through thick and thin, through victory and defeat. This cannot be it”. Green bulbs started to appear on MarineKing’s cute cheeks. “No. Don’t leave me”, Gerrard said. A tear started rolling over his cheek.

“He’s gone now. You will never see him again”, Choya said laughing maniacally. “You! You won’t get away with this, you monster!” said King Gerrard bravely. He swung his sword toward Choya. Right when it was supposed to touch him, it evaporated in a disgusting, green cloud. He fell on his knees, head pointed toward the floor. Choya looked at MarineKing, whose bulbs were getting bigger. “That’s a cutie”, he said, “I think I’ll keep him for myself. Together with the cook, I’m hungry and that priest I could use too.”

“End it now”, Gerrard said. Choya put up a big smirk and ordered his demons to murder King Gerrard.

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Lorning *
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Belgica34432 Posts
November 13 2014 13:42 GMT
#2
And I guess this marks the end of an awful week
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The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
November 13 2014 13:44 GMT
#3
Lorning passion restored. Finally
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lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
November 13 2014 14:01 GMT
#4
well it's no plexa and waffles but it'll have to do
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
boxerfred
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Germany8360 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-11-13 14:55:18
November 13 2014 14:52 GMT
#5
1 star poor blog

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okay. great post, primeboy.




spoilers can be hard to insert
Faefae
Profile Joined June 2014
2203 Posts
November 13 2014 15:42 GMT
#6
T_T
ForGG. 29/11/2014
Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
November 13 2014 17:19 GMT
#7
This makes me think Creator would have been better off following Choya too
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Lorning *
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Belgica34432 Posts
November 13 2014 19:54 GMT
#8
On November 14 2014 02:19 Shellshock wrote:
This makes me think Creator would have been better off following Choya too

We both know that would not be true
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Fecalfeast
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada11355 Posts
November 13 2014 22:45 GMT
#9
I rate every blog 5 stars but I really meant it this time
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50585 Posts
November 14 2014 02:07 GMT
#10
title reminded me of transformers.
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ZigguratOfUr
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Iraq16955 Posts
November 14 2014 03:42 GMT
#11
Will there be a second part where a hero, unable to prove himself in his former kingdom comes to Primus and there makes his name known throughout the world. The tale of MyuNgSik.
y0su
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Finland7871 Posts
November 14 2014 10:46 GMT
#12
no mention of optimus?
stuchiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Fiddler's Green42661 Posts
November 15 2014 04:53 GMT
#13
On November 14 2014 04:54 Lorning wrote:
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On November 14 2014 02:19 Shellshock wrote:
This makes me think Creator would have been better off following Choya too

We both know that would not be true


MarineKing qualified for Hot6ix under Choya's great leadership. Hail Choya
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lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
November 15 2014 04:58 GMT
#14
Choya is better than Coach Park you better recognize
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Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
November 15 2014 06:03 GMT
#15
On November 15 2014 13:58 lichter wrote:
Choya is better than Coach Park you better recognize

that's not hard in sc2
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Darkhorse
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States23455 Posts
November 15 2014 10:53 GMT
#16
Not the blog I was promised so sad
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Lorning *
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Belgica34432 Posts
November 15 2014 11:20 GMT
#17
On November 15 2014 19:53 Darkhorse wrote:
Not the blog I was promised so sad

Soon
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