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boxerfred
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Germany8360 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-07 18:37:01
October 07 2014 18:31 GMT
#1
Well, I found this:



And I wanted to share. I think the Entertainment blog section is the best thing to do that.



+ Show Spoiler [Bacon!] +

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As well all know, bacon is delicious. Its crisp skin, its awesome taste, its boost to manliness is just great.

+ Show Spoiler [But wait, there's more!] +

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I am a long-term fan. Probably like this: + Show Spoiler +
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.

Bacon might not have the highest APM, but it does have the best BPM (bacon per minute) in the world. And then, there's his fella:

+ Show Spoiler +

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This fella has rarely been seen without bacon - but if they are together, they'd be the Best and soO of a barbecue: the Best goes first, and soO comes second. Well, that's it for today, ladies and gents - I hope you enjoyed.

+ Show Spoiler +

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Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
October 07 2014 18:49 GMT
#2
I did wonder the hell was going on until the last second. Haha, well done boxerfred XD
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The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
October 07 2014 19:27 GMT
#3
I don't get the joke. >.>
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boxerfred
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Germany8360 Posts
October 07 2014 19:29 GMT
#4
On October 08 2014 04:27 The_Templar wrote:
I don't get the joke. >.>

There is no joke hidden. I just found the video and I'm really into bacon currently.
felisconcolori
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States6169 Posts
October 07 2014 19:40 GMT
#5
As you should be.
Yes, I email sponsors... to thank them. Don't post drunk, kids. My king, what has become of you?
OtherWorld
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
France17333 Posts
October 07 2014 20:02 GMT
#6
I'm with you on this one. Eating bacon every morning makes me feel soO full of energy and allows me to be more efficient in my work and my life in general.
Also the "and soO comes second" part made me laugh
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boxerfred
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Germany8360 Posts
October 07 2014 20:41 GMT
#7
who voted this one star >.<
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
October 07 2014 21:01 GMT
#8
4/5 because the OP could have more bacon
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Zzzapper
Profile Joined September 2011
1798 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-07 21:24:27
October 07 2014 21:18 GMT
#9
Reminds me of this wonderful song:
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Edit: Okay, I just realised that they aren't all that similar despite both being pop punk songs with food in their titles; it was just my first association.
TriO
Profile Joined July 2011
United States421 Posts
October 07 2014 22:19 GMT
#10
I know what im buying tomorrow.
My dream is to tear up your dream.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
October 08 2014 00:18 GMT
#11
tofurkey
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-08 00:39:49
October 08 2014 00:38 GMT
#12
The only thing that looks tasty is the pizza.

I'd eat the pizza.
+ Show Spoiler +

Not really, 'cause I don't eat animals any more, but the point is, it looks tasty.


The other stuff is just nasty. Taking a bath in bacon - wtf?
Covering your body with flesh - no thanks.
Coke with bacon - probably a joke, but disgusting nonetheless.
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
October 08 2014 01:43 GMT
#13
On October 08 2014 04:27 The_Templar wrote:
I don't get the joke. >.>


Bacon is no joke.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
October 08 2014 01:57 GMT
#14
On October 08 2014 05:41 boxerfred wrote:
who voted this one star >.<

I did, I'm vegetarian. ^^
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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
October 08 2014 02:35 GMT
#15
On October 08 2014 05:41 boxerfred wrote:
who voted this one star >.<

I always 5-star blogs that show creativity. Anybody who doesn't is either a communist or a vegetarian, and I'm not sure which is worse.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
October 08 2014 02:40 GMT
#16
On October 08 2014 11:35 Epishade wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 08 2014 05:41 boxerfred wrote:
who voted this one star >.<

I always 5-star blogs that show creativity. Anybody who doesn't is either a communist or a vegetarian, and I'm not sure which is worse.

Being an honorary Russian that happens to be vegetarian, I take offense. Also, I rarely give the full 5 stars unless it's a high quality blog.
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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
October 08 2014 03:09 GMT
#17
On October 08 2014 11:40 The_Templar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 08 2014 11:35 Epishade wrote:
On October 08 2014 05:41 boxerfred wrote:
who voted this one star >.<

I always 5-star blogs that show creativity. Anybody who doesn't is either a communist or a vegetarian, and I'm not sure which is worse.

Being an honorary Russian that happens to be vegetarian, I take offense. Also, I rarely give the full 5 stars unless it's a high quality blog.

I take offense at your offense being taken. There is no honor in being a Russian communist vegetarian. You should be offended! To not rate a bacon blog as nice as this one 5 stars is nothing less than shameful.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46541 Posts
October 08 2014 04:19 GMT
#18
Catchiest chorus ever... "Bacon bacon bacon bacon, bacon!"

5/5 for bacon.
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FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-08 08:32:43
October 08 2014 08:31 GMT
#19
4/5 no schnitzel with bacon.

BTW no one will give inno bacon so he won't win. (like you know... not even one map)
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LoneYoShi
Profile Blog Joined June 2014
France1348 Posts
October 08 2014 09:14 GMT
#20
On October 08 2014 11:35 Epishade wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 08 2014 05:41 boxerfred wrote:
who voted this one star >.<

I always 5-star blogs that show creativity. Anybody who doesn't is either a communist or a vegetarian, and I'm not sure which is worse.


Ron Swanson would be so proud of you Epishade.
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