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Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
January 23 2014 06:28 GMT
#1
So the operation is finally happening today. It will decide everything. My love is on vacation in Thailand so she cannot take pity on me while I can't walk.
Yesterday was hectic. I would go home and shop necessities and clean and take the operation shower since I won't be able to move very well. But one of my female coworkers started crying because her schedule was changed so I had to work instead of her. And then, a drug addict came in with an overdose or something and fell down on the floor in visible pain so I had to watch over him for hours until the ambulance came. I liked him however so I gave him some coke and let him use the toilet when he got better.
And one of the female ambulance personnel. Wow. They kept fooling around after coming realizing the situation wasn't so severe anymore, but I was dumbfounded and could only stare at her. I wanted to jump into her arms and take in her scent.
But the time is now so I can't write anything else.

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I'm taking whatever coverage I can get, because frankly, I'm busy working on this million dollar deal at my job. Early retirement is a good thing brotha man. - MessengerASL
Rollin
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia1552 Posts
January 23 2014 09:24 GMT
#2
I was dumbfounded and could only stare at her. I wanted to jump into her arms and take in her scent.

You certainly always seem to have a way with the ladies.
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Laurens
Profile Joined September 2010
Belgium4555 Posts
January 23 2014 11:03 GMT
#3
What operation? Did I miss a Shauni blog? Must investigate.
MtlGuitarist97
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1539 Posts
January 23 2014 11:38 GMT
#4
I have to read Shauni blogs twice just to make sure I'm actually reading them correctly
Mithhaike
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Singapore2759 Posts
January 23 2014 13:47 GMT
#5
I have only 2 words for this blog that can express my understanding of this.

Wait what?
Mew Mew Pew Pew
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
January 23 2014 14:30 GMT
#6
On January 23 2014 22:47 Mithhaike wrote:
I have only 2 words for this blog that can express my understanding of this.

Wait what?

-Shauni found a girl who'd need to have severe daddy issues
-He lives in a place where ambulances take multiple hours to arrive
-Presumably he didn't give cocaine to the drug user
-He likes to smell girls.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
January 23 2014 15:15 GMT
#7
On January 23 2014 23:30 Djzapz wrote:
-Presumably he didn't give cocaine to the drug user

Interpreting it that way isn't as fun.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32129 Posts
January 23 2014 15:34 GMT
#8
what's the best body part to sniff?? butt? feet? pits???
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GettingIt
Profile Joined August 2011
1656 Posts
January 23 2014 17:39 GMT
#9
Why would you give a drug addict coke?
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
January 23 2014 17:47 GMT
#10
On January 24 2014 02:39 GettingIt wrote:
Why would you give a drug addict coke?

refreshing drink?
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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 23 2014 17:50 GMT
#11
I was hoping your blog wouldn't be so brief, but it will do for now.
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Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
January 23 2014 17:54 GMT
#12
Operation of my lower legs/shins. It went pretty smooth and I can even walk which I was unsure of at first. But the walking is accompanied by a pretty intense burning sensation. It'll take a couple of weeks to know if it actually made things better though.

I'm sorry to be standard and dull here but I think the neck is the best part to sniff on girls. The ass also has its merits if they don't fart a lot, but it can be difficult to create a position where your nose would be near her butt.

And yeah I didn't mean cocaine obviously...
I'm taking whatever coverage I can get, because frankly, I'm busy working on this million dollar deal at my job. Early retirement is a good thing brotha man. - MessengerASL
Yorbon
Profile Joined December 2011
Netherlands4272 Posts
January 23 2014 22:04 GMT
#13
On January 24 2014 02:54 Shauni wrote:
Operation of my lower legs/shins. It went pretty smooth and I can even walk which I was unsure of at first. But the walking is accompanied by a pretty intense burning sensation. It'll take a couple of weeks to know if it actually made things better though.

I'm sorry to be standard and dull here but I think the neck is the best part to sniff on girls. The ass also has its merits if they don't fart a lot, but it can be difficult to create a position where your nose would be near her butt.

And yeah I didn't mean cocaine obviously...
I can imagine smelling someone's ass is a challenge if your aim is to do so unnoticed.
FliedLice
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany7494 Posts
January 24 2014 00:03 GMT
#14
On January 24 2014 00:34 QuanticHawk wrote:
what's the best body part to sniff?? butt? feet? pits???


jackets
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dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6191 Posts
January 24 2014 06:55 GMT
#15
So, update time. What happened after all that Shauni?
<3
Daswollvieh
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
5553 Posts
January 24 2014 09:09 GMT
#16
On January 24 2014 09:03 FliedLice wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2014 00:34 QuanticHawk wrote:
what's the best body part to sniff?? butt? feet? pits???


jackets


Leather boots. So many cats cannot be wrong.
Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
January 24 2014 09:15 GMT
#17
On January 24 2014 15:55 dravernor wrote:
So, update time. What happened after all that Shauni?

Nothing much. The operation went fine. Just crawling around at home playing mahjong and reading mango. I didn't ask for her number because it felt like I'd betray my true love.
The drug addict got home on his own, I assume he is okay.
If anyone plays qlive I need someone to play with, I have too much spare time right now.
I'm taking whatever coverage I can get, because frankly, I'm busy working on this million dollar deal at my job. Early retirement is a good thing brotha man. - MessengerASL
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