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sths
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
Australia192 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-14 00:37:08
November 14 2013 00:18 GMT
#1
The House of Morgan decided that to prove its hipness, it will host a Twitter Q/A at #AskJPM. Now for those of you unfamiliar with the House of Morgan, they are a criminal organization prestiges wall st bank with a long history of criminal activity profitability.
Please check out the link below for what will now become staple in all future MBA case studies on how NOT to use social media.


https://twitter.com/search?q=#AskJPM&src=hash&f=realtime

Edit: LOL they shut down the Q/A with their Vice Chairman because of the negative torrent from Twitter.

*****
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
November 14 2013 00:24 GMT
#2
oh boy, LOL
sluggaslamoo
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Australia4494 Posts
November 14 2013 01:53 GMT
#3
This is pure comedy gold, thanks for this
Come play Android Netrunner - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=409008
remedium
Profile Joined July 2011
United States939 Posts
November 14 2013 02:18 GMT
#4
Loved it.
Stay positive!
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-14 03:33:04
November 14 2013 03:31 GMT
#5
There's this blogpost, people on Twitter and JP Morgan. 2 of those are full of idiots; can you guess which?
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
ggrrg
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Bulgaria2716 Posts
November 14 2013 05:06 GMT
#6
This was surprisingly good! xD
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
November 14 2013 06:50 GMT
#7
On November 14 2013 12:31 Jerubaal wrote:
There's this blogpost, people on Twitter and JP Morgan. 2 of those are full of idiots; can you guess which?

JP and Morgan?
En Taro Violet
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-14 11:27:16
November 14 2013 10:55 GMT
#8
Hahahaha

Are you proud of being one of the largest welfare recipients on the planet?


I'm laughing my ass off. This is great.

There's this blogpost, people on Twitter and JP Morgan. 2 of those are full of idiots; can you guess which?


There is one person here who's butt is hurting. Can you guess who it is?
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
yokohama
Profile Joined February 2005
United States1116 Posts
November 14 2013 12:09 GMT
#9
On November 14 2013 12:31 Jerubaal wrote:
There's this blogpost, people on Twitter and JP Morgan. 2 of those are full of idiots; can you guess which?


Do you work for JP Morgan or just have no sense of humor?
Sejanus
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Lithuania550 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-14 12:28:36
November 14 2013 12:28 GMT
#10
On November 14 2013 12:31 Jerubaal wrote:
There's this blogpost, people on Twitter and JP Morgan. 2 of those are full of idiots; can you guess which?


Morgan and you?

What's the prize for correct guess?
Friends don't let friends massacre civilians
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
November 14 2013 13:04 GMT
#11
On November 14 2013 21:28 Sejanus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 14 2013 12:31 Jerubaal wrote:
There's this blogpost, people on Twitter and JP Morgan. 2 of those are full of idiots; can you guess which?


Morgan and you?

What's the prize for correct guess?


He's full of idiots? Is he schizophrenic?
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
November 14 2013 13:14 GMT
#12
lol I love this one
Does Jamie Dimon prefer lube or no lube when he's buttfucking clients?
ggofthejungle
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Romania392 Posts
November 14 2013 15:35 GMT
#13
Can someone explain this for the unfamiliar?
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
November 14 2013 17:25 GMT
#14
On November 15 2013 00:35 ggofthejungle wrote:
Can someone explain this for the unfamiliar?


JP Morgan is a company that, among some others, has been involved in profitable activity of questionable legality and morality. When they decided to host a session of questions and answers on twitter (allowing people to ask any questions they want), it resulted in a disaster of epic proportions.
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
Lucumo
Profile Joined January 2010
6850 Posts
November 14 2013 19:00 GMT
#15
On November 14 2013 21:28 Sejanus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 14 2013 12:31 Jerubaal wrote:
There's this blogpost, people on Twitter and JP Morgan. 2 of those are full of idiots; can you guess which?


Morgan and you?

What's the prize for correct guess?

Pretty sure it's JP Morgan and Twitter.
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