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"Size isn't everything."
- Every Asian male
There comes a time in every man's life when it becomes necessary for him to face something much bigger than himself. This time has come for Teamliquid's Anime Discussion Thread.
There is a monster that has been monopolizing much of the General Forum for the past few years. Though born before this beast, TLADT has lived
But no more. The blood of a hundred otaku boils with moe. Before we get into the juicy stuff, however, allow us to introduce ourselves.
About TLADT
We are the strong,
though physically weak.
We have a theme song,
because we are geeks.
Our interests lie mainly
in the world of 2D.
Though that may change vainly,
if you have double D's.
Some call us weeaboo,
Some call us gross.
We don't like to argue,
'cause we're actually both.
Our overlord is Kaal,
Our token black guy, Elem.
Shauni likes young gals.
I like older women.
Panda is a hikki,
C. Sheep's an elitist.
Emnjay signs off IRC,
Whenever he beats it.
Caller is a troll,
And wala, a scumbag.
Choco fell down a hole.
blahz0r's moobs sag.
rabid is a NEET,
Kaze's really short.
nagi hates defeat.
None of us play sports.
Southlight knows his Jap,
HCO is learning.
Sent likes giant metal crap,
ecael has meager earnings.
ap0c's probably hairy,
tonight is really white.
gecko doesn't play carry,
I molest Wreak at night.
kupon speaks four dialects,
Milkis loves his tea.
Why is znf so perfect?
gao is spazer's mini-me.
harem disappeared,
kjh looks like Bogus.
I think I should stop here,
Because I'm losing focus.
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TLADT progamer house - our doors are always open. No, seriously, close the fucking doors.
We are the strong,
though physically weak.
We have a theme song,
because we are geeks.
Our interests lie mainly
in the world of 2D.
Though that may change vainly,
if you have double D's.
Some call us weeaboo,
Some call us gross.
We don't like to argue,
'cause we're actually both.
Our overlord is Kaal,
Our token black guy, Elem.
Shauni likes young gals.
I like older women.
Panda is a hikki,
C. Sheep's an elitist.
Emnjay signs off IRC,
Whenever he beats it.
Caller is a troll,
And wala, a scumbag.
Choco fell down a hole.
blahz0r's moobs sag.
rabid is a NEET,
Kaze's really short.
nagi hates defeat.
None of us play sports.
Southlight knows his Jap,
HCO is learning.
Sent likes giant metal crap,
ecael has meager earnings.
ap0c's probably hairy,
tonight is really white.
gecko doesn't play carry,
I molest Wreak at night.
kupon speaks four dialects,
Milkis loves his tea.
Why is znf so perfect?
gao is spazer's mini-me.
harem disappeared,
kjh looks like Bogus.
I think I should stop here,
Because I'm losing focus.
TLADT progamer house - our doors are always open. No, seriously, close the fucking doors.
The Challenge:
We, TLADT, hereby challenge the Korean Music Discussion thread to a battle of honor, pride, and other fun stuff. We seek this match to prove to the entire TL community that the best Asian-culture-obsessed nerds are not those within the KMD community, but us!
Here is what we had in mind:
BO3 Different Games
The three games will be Brood War, DotA2, and League of Legends. Unfortunately, our community is very elitist, so we have no one who plays StarCraft 2 as they prefer BW. However, because we are so superior, we decided we'll replace SC2 with LoL as a little gift to you idol lovin' kiddies. As much as we would have loved to challenge you at SC2 instead of LoL, SC2 costs money, and money is not something we otaku have an abundance of as we're too busy buying posters, figures, and lewd pillows.
Brood War will be a bo5 (each team must send five different players). DotA2 and LoL will be bo3s, with DotA2 being played on U.S. East (or U.S. West if you so prefer) and LoL being played on the NA servers.
As for the spoils... We propose that the losers should have to close their current thread and make a new one, and the opening post of the new thread will be whatever the winner wants it to be (as long as mods approve of the content). Also, all participating players must put in their signatures whatever the winner desires as well.
WE ARE WILLING TO NEGOTIATE ANY TERMS AND CONDITIONS.
Just have your representative contact me beforehand to work things out.
Here is our (tentative) roster (not our actual line-up of course):
+ Show Spoiler [We understand if you guys are scared.] +
Brood War:
EchOne
nagisama
KazeHydra
Sentenal
gaoxi
wala
tonight
snipin_panda
ghrur
Shauni
Caller
ilovestarcraft
DotA 2:
Souma
KaalVeiten
Southlight
rabidch
blahz0r
kupon3ss
WreakHavoc
G3CKO
emnjay808
CountChocola
snipin_panda
wala
Caller
Kipsate
League of Legends:
Elem
Souma
Teemo God (rabidch)
Wreakcarry (WreakHavoc)
kupon3ss
CountChocola
EchOne
Caller
Seeing as how your community is not as amazing and cohesive as ours, I just wanted to make it clear that this is a challenge to the entire Korean Music lovin' community, including former avid KMD posters and the nanashin sub-community. Our only prerequisites are that all of your players must either have at least 20 posts within the KMD thread (from its inception and up until the time of this post) or have been an active member of your IRC channel.
We will wait three days, approximately 72 hours, for your response.
Of course, we understand if you prefer not to embarrass yourselves. In any case, your tyranny over the General Forum will end soon regardless.
Glory to TLADT.
Glory to otaku.
