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The Lament of Tai Yang Wang Zi

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farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18857 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-08 08:28:40
May 08 2013 08:27 GMT
#1
I've read the books, I've read the guides.
I've practiced here and there.
Though none of that helps me surmise,
why success is oh so rare.

This art, I tell you, it is the way.
Through cold rebukes may I
Persevere; henceforth
It might take more than silly lies
Perhaps she's more than pretty eyes
And ears. XX can only say so much.
Exactly what is a woman's touch?

A priori, priori stupid,
Assumptions make for a slovenly Cupid.
In search of essence, mistaken forthright.
And the telos is? You guessed it.
Just another cold and lonely Night.

So if you've tried to pick her up
Then put her down, false artist.
Just say "Hello." and "How are you?"
And worry not who's smartest.




***
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
May 08 2013 09:03 GMT
#2
Sorry but I'm quite confused by the "And worry not who's **smartest**" line....
Please send me a PM of any song you like that I most probably never heard of! I am looking for people to chat about writing and producing music | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noD-bsOcxuU |
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-08 09:38:00
May 08 2013 09:33 GMT
#3
how am i meant to say "xx" just X X like saying the letter repeated, or something else like a bleep?
also why is the title "The Lament of sun prince" (i remember some convo in irc where u guys where talking about sunprince and some other sun-name and i make some remark about how come u guys know so many sun people ) but thats probably not it lol.
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dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
May 08 2013 09:46 GMT
#4
lol it's just a poke at PUAs.
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
May 08 2013 12:41 GMT
#5
You write some good verse farva!
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
May 08 2013 12:57 GMT
#6
On May 08 2013 18:46 sc4k wrote:
lol it's just a poke at PUAs.

Someone post this in the PUA thread lol.
User was warned for too many mimes.
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-08 12:58:46
May 08 2013 12:58 GMT
#7
just realized there is a user on here called Sunprince... in this a poke at him?
User was warned for too many mimes.
3772
Profile Joined May 2010
Czech Republic434 Posts
May 08 2013 14:11 GMT
#8
Brilliant.
Parlortricks
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States111 Posts
May 08 2013 14:47 GMT
#9
On May 08 2013 18:33 Shock710 wrote:
how am i meant to say "xx" just X X like saying the letter repeated, or something else like a bleep?

I believe those are kisses.
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18857 Posts
May 08 2013 18:24 GMT
#10
Thanks for the compliments everyone, and yes, this came about as a result of a discussion I had with Sunprince in the dating thread. I figure it's better that I write some ribbing verse as opposed to getting in flame wars that will most certainly end in my banning.

As to the XX, I never thought of them standing for kisses, but that works rather well, thanks Parlortricks. I was more thinking XX chromosomes

And Shock, that movie looks awesome.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
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