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marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
April 26 2013 00:16 GMT
#1
5000 Posts, Oh No


Well, I acknowledge that most of my posts suck, but I have them to thank for bringing me to 5k. Without spamming LR threads and that other thread that I refuse to even name, I wouldn't be anywhere close to 5k (which is a number so staggering I can't comprehend it, let alone understand how I posted that amount). Shoutouts:

-Archas
He's much better than me at writing, being funny, and probably other stuff as well. He did have some acne in the last picture I saw of him, which I do not, thanks to the weather conditions I live in, but thats pretty much the only thing I do better (and that's out of my control; if Archas had the ability he would whup acne). I hope he has a great life.

-vGl-CoW
A very funny guy, great at making friends and sucks at making people dislike him. He's good at being serious when he sees fit, and never acts out of turn. I also learned from him what a weird-ass little country Belgium is.

-Shock710
Though everyone in the IRC jokes about his sex

[16:24] <ShockO_O> i didnt know she was 12 at the time

ual preferences and awkward

[15:12] <+vGl-CoW> i asked quails once how girls pick between tampons or maxi pads and she said she didnt know
[15:12] <+vGl-CoW> it's a mystery
[15:12] <Shock710> i know she uses the pads

conversation, he's a good guy when it comes down to it. I hope he becomes 180cm one day and gets a nice " WAIFU ".

-daphreak
I think he's the oldest person I talk to regularly and also the only person I've shared Brazilian orgy porn with. I hope his girlfriend (fiance?) relents, and he can go to Botswana.

-Azera
Him and wanky 2.0 will have a great family with many children one day, but first he has to get to the sharing-japanese-poems base.

-farvacola
Knows a lot about boxing, exercise, dieting, etc. which are all things I'm interested in, so cool. Farva gets a pass. He also reads books

-HwangjaeTerran
Some dudes don't appreciate or get his manner or sense of humour, but I think I do. well, at least I appreciate it. I don't know if I 'get' it, but I laugh at the stuff he says in IRC all the time so there's that.

-Aerisky
Cool guy, but he needs to stop being super sad all the time. I mean, I don't know, maybe he really is as terrible as he says, but just statistically speaking (+ he is a small asian man which usually means +120 intellect at least) he's probably not nearly as bad at everything as he thinks.

-DivinO
I almost forgot including him because he hardly ever shows up in IRC anymore, which is a shame (some argue that making a living is more important than talking on IRC but i disagree), but I've talked to him a lot before and he's quite a guy. Always very positive, but honest, and has given me lots of good counsel and advice, I think.

Minor shoutouts/people I don't talk to as much as the above but are still cool; AimHere, shiro, KadaverBB and blind-rawr.

One last shoutout, I feel, should go to MC Hammer



he was and still is the best.



*
memes are a dish best served dank
danl9rm
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States3111 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-26 00:18:42
April 26 2013 00:17 GMT
#2
Am disappoint. Expected pics of your recent 3.1 mile achievements.

edit: I thought "post" meant "after."
"Science has so well established that the preborn baby in the womb is a living human being that most pro-choice activists have conceded the point. ..since the abortion proponents have lost the science argument, they are now advocating an existential one."
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-26 00:30:02
April 26 2013 00:26 GMT
#3
lololol mart *bows* thanks for not including other convos
hahaha
edit: i know what u did kbb O_O mart is a young boy, u shouldn't have exploited him like that for your own pleasure... I SAW EVERYTHING
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
April 26 2013 00:39 GMT
#4
Top of the list, muhfuckaaaas~
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-26 00:53:21
April 26 2013 00:48 GMT
#5
Really martty? I could at least get a "you sucK" shout out. Blindedict Rawrnald gets a mention but not me? I put up with your hamster phase!
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
April 26 2013 01:27 GMT
#6
Hey!! I'm not super sad all the time ;__; ok that's just confirming your claim but whatever. Maybe you just catch me at the wrong times (but it's def true to an extent, I'll try to cheer up and stop being a Mr Micawber)

Cheers! Here's to five thousand more posts
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
April 26 2013 01:49 GMT
#7
On April 26 2013 10:27 Aerisky wrote:
Hey!! I'm not super sad all the time ;__; ok that's just confirming your claim but whatever. Maybe you just catch me at the wrong times (but it's def true to an extent, I'll try to cheer up and stop being a Mr Micawber)

Cheers! Here's to five thousand more posts

It's ok aerisky, we all have those days XD, for you it's just everyday you see Marttorn .
User was warned for too many mimes.
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
April 26 2013 06:44 GMT
#8
Not mentioned 1/5
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
April 26 2013 07:26 GMT
#9
fucker
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18869 Posts
April 26 2013 07:34 GMT
#10
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-26 07:57:17
April 26 2013 07:57 GMT
#11
On April 26 2013 16:34 farvacola wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk


Hahah this is awesome.

"I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch!"
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
April 26 2013 09:12 GMT
#12
On April 26 2013 15:44 kollin wrote:
Not mentioned 1/5


hey i was actually planning to make a shoutout to you, but I forgot. So yeah, shoutout to kollin the only infant i hang out with.
memes are a dish best served dank
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
April 26 2013 15:02 GMT
#13
Tyvm, 5/5
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES51449 Posts
April 26 2013 15:07 GMT
#14
its hammer time son, everyone better boogie in the blog.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
April 26 2013 15:26 GMT
#15
On April 27 2013 00:07 BLinD-RawR wrote:
its hammer time son, everyone better boogie in the blog.


becomes 5x funnier in an indian accent
memes are a dish best served dank
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