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Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22324 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-14 23:07:19
December 27 2012 16:15 GMT
#1
DISCLAIMER: May offend someone.

I had to write this during Yet Another Mini Normal Mafia
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http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=388487

I was scum that game, I thought I'd write some nonsense blog post likes this, but crumbing my alignment in here hah (and no one noticed >_>)! Go to point B.

Are you tired of writing lengthy, competent posts no one reads?

Are you afraid of being warned, banned and humiliated by the all-seeing TL mods?

Are you annoyed by being forced to express a humble opinion on a hot topic?

Are you disgusted by people with more posts than you receiving special treatment?

Are you feeling sexually assaulted from people writing blogs about their penis?

Are you crying about the animals killed for the food porn posts?

Are you emotionally over-saturated of having your short, witty posts being hated from your readers?

If your answer is Yes, proceed to B.
If your answer is No, proceed to A.
If you don't know, proceed to X.


A

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Congratulations!

You just proved to be straight out boring and probably one of the guys who choose the "I never come late to an appointment"-trap in psycho-questionnaires. Also, you don't care about animals and you are interested in other peoples penises. You also like to ask for temp bans.

The first and the last question show contradictory behaviour. You should probably read the post next time.
Proceed to X.


B


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I see, so you feel like this forum is too cosy, people have to be nice to each other, your posts don't get

any attention.
Maybe you would like some sort of revenge. Form a group, kill some posters, backstab them or get
some other people to pull them up with a string hugging their necks while screaming bloody murder.
Check their activities at night, shoot them at daylight after they called you stupid.
Uncover lies, save them from deadly situations.
Mafia is the game for you then.

I have achieved 1k posts while playing it, and currently there is a game waiting to get filled. If you have lots of time and feel like you're analytic, join us in this madness. This part of TL allows you to get up a rough tone and canalise violent intentions into text form. If you feel like you're creative, you can host games with your own theme.
If you see Palmar, pretend he doesn't exist.


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It's in the top right corner.



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josemb40
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Peru611 Posts
December 27 2012 16:19 GMT
#2
sooo... happy 1000th
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-12-27 16:20:31
December 27 2012 16:19 GMT
#3
Uh, I'm pretty sure the first and last questions aren't contradictory. Writing short, witty posts and writing lengthy, competent posts aren't mutually exclusive.

Also, nice 1k post Mafia advertisement. :D
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
December 27 2012 16:24 GMT
#4
TYPO COZY
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
December 27 2012 16:25 GMT
#5
On December 28 2012 01:24 Torte de Lini wrote:
TYPO COZY

"Cozy" is the standard American English spelling; outside of North America, it's usually spelled as "cosy."
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
December 27 2012 22:23 GMT
#6
Hmm, The first part was interesting, the follow through, not so much..
I mean, forum mafia is great and I'd recommend it, It's just the way you followed through is bad.
The X thing is clever.
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
December 28 2012 01:23 GMT
#7
Why am I supposed to ignore Palmar, again?
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
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