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darthfoley
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States8004 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-23 14:30:58
August 22 2012 15:38 GMT
#1
So, I was on twitter last night just reading my TL when i learned one of my football teammates who missed practice yesterday, was arrested. A very funny guy who I had only known for two years, arrested?!

Turns out he decided to fuck up his life by robbing pizza delivery men. 6 counts of armed robbery. It blow my fucking mind that he would throw away years of his life, and his chances of ever making it anywhere in football (he was quite good) over some pizza change.

For a team that was already low on players, losing a key WR/DB isn't exactly ideal. I'm kind of in denial, because although he hung around the wrong crowd, i didn't expect him to rob people at gunpoint.

More can be read here + Show Spoiler +
http://wap.myfoxdc.com/w/main/story/71089593


The worst part, he and his mother moved out of a more dangerous area of Maryland two years ago, in hopes that he could stay out of trouble... she's such a nice woman too. I wonder how she's feeling right now...

I guess if you do the crime, expect to do the time.

Edit: A more in depth report can be found here:
http://montgomeryvillage.patch.com/articles/police-catch-serial-pizza-delivery-burglar-in-montgomery-village

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Myrkskog
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada481 Posts
August 22 2012 15:46 GMT
#2
The pizza was probably worth more than the amount of cash the delivery men were carrying.
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
August 22 2012 15:50 GMT
#3
Using a pellet gun as well, he's lucky he wasn't shot
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darthfoley
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States8004 Posts
August 22 2012 15:57 GMT
#4
On August 23 2012 00:46 Myrkskog wrote:
The pizza was probably worth more than the amount of cash the delivery men were carrying.


Exactly. Just a really dumb idea.
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Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 22 2012 16:54 GMT
#5
On August 23 2012 00:50 ahswtini wrote:
Using a pellet gun as well, he's lucky he wasn't shot


This story is going to get him so much cred in prison.

Not.
Что?
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10233 Posts
August 22 2012 17:16 GMT
#6
oh my god thats sad. wow. had a good career ahead of him too.
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AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
August 22 2012 17:43 GMT
#7
Absolutely idiotic. If you're going to be a retard and completely forgo all risk/reward analysis in favor of a quick buck, at the very least rob something worthwhile.
Really all he's going to get from pizza delivery guys is an actual quick buck, maybe two if he's lucky.
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krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
August 22 2012 18:10 GMT
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32087 Posts
August 22 2012 18:59 GMT
#9
the whole thing is so mind boggling stupid jesus
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TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28093 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-22 19:21:01
August 22 2012 19:20 GMT
#10
A guy I knew from high school who was two years ahead of me went to jail for killing someone with a baseball bat. I was let on the senior Football team as a junior, and we were the same position. From what I could tell he was very nice and fun to be around, but a few years later this happened because of a gang initiation. It was surprising because my school was in a very nice area, with most of the students being upper middle class. So I have no idea of how he got into the situation of needing to be in a gang.

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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32087 Posts
August 22 2012 19:41 GMT
#11
so in other stupid ass athlete news, this idiot was at least going to get a good college scholarship and pissed that all away to go get his ass torn to shreds by bubba for three years for kidnapping and assaulting his ex gf

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab-the-dagger/top-recruit-collapses-court-receiving-three-prison-sentence-141153269--ncaab.html
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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
August 22 2012 19:55 GMT
#12
Wow, just wow -_- that absolutely sucks for this guy. I am sorry to hear about this story .
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SupplyBlockedTV
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Belgium313 Posts
August 22 2012 21:24 GMT
#13
just.........dont drop the soap.

that is all.
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32087 Posts
August 22 2012 21:27 GMT
#14
On August 23 2012 04:55 docvoc wrote:
Wow, just wow -_- that absolutely sucks for this guy. I am sorry to hear about this story .


why?

it's not like at 17 you're runnign around doing shit because you've got no other means of income. it's someone doing stupid shit because they can
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Profile Joined March 2012
281 Posts
August 22 2012 21:36 GMT
#15
he was probably a stupid druggie. i wonder how can someone be that stupid unless they were drunk or high or something.
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sevia
Profile Joined May 2010
United States954 Posts
August 22 2012 21:44 GMT
#16
Wouldn't he figure it wasn't worth it after the first or second time? I can't imagine it brought in that much cash, for the enormous and stupid risk he's taking.

He could always just, you know, get a job as a pizza delivery man instead. Probably make more money that way anyways.
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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
August 22 2012 21:50 GMT
#17
On August 23 2012 06:27 QuanticHawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 23 2012 04:55 docvoc wrote:
Wow, just wow -_- that absolutely sucks for this guy. I am sorry to hear about this story .


why?

it's not like at 17 you're runnign around doing shit because you've got no other means of income. it's someone doing stupid shit because they can

Hawk I don't know where you live, but where I do, Mid-South U.S. there are a lot of kids that get out of poverty through sports and do this exact thing. I hear about it more than I should, it happens probably 1-2 per year. Some kid fucks up his life like this. His doing this ruined his entire life, and he didn't know that then, but he sure as hell knows that now.
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Silentness
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2821 Posts
August 22 2012 22:18 GMT
#18
First of all before anyone calls me a racist... I am black.

Is it bad that after reading the OP's post I assumed the criminal was black before even knowing his race. Another young black male adding to the statistics. "A black male born in 1991 has a 29% chance of spending time in prison at some point in his life."

Stereotypes will never die if this doesn't change. Now he's fucked for life. *shakes head*
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32087 Posts
August 22 2012 22:33 GMT
#19
On August 23 2012 06:50 docvoc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 23 2012 06:27 QuanticHawk wrote:
On August 23 2012 04:55 docvoc wrote:
Wow, just wow -_- that absolutely sucks for this guy. I am sorry to hear about this story .


why?

it's not like at 17 you're runnign around doing shit because you've got no other means of income. it's someone doing stupid shit because they can

Hawk I don't know where you live, but where I do, Mid-South U.S. there are a lot of kids that get out of poverty through sports and do this exact thing. I hear about it more than I should, it happens probably 1-2 per year. Some kid fucks up his life like this. His doing this ruined his entire life, and he didn't know that then, but he sure as hell knows that now.


the op even says his mother moved them specifically to get him out of shitty environments... so the family isnt so poor that he has no other idea of how to do anything with his life. he's 17, not a baby. it's a dumbass kid doing dumbass shit specifically because he can/thinks it is cool/whatever

id be a hell of a lot more for the pizza driver, who is probably some other teenager from equally meager means who decided to tr to work and probably pissed himself when he had a gun jammed to his head for the $20 he made working 7 hours
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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
August 22 2012 22:37 GMT
#20
On August 23 2012 07:33 QuanticHawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 23 2012 06:50 docvoc wrote:
On August 23 2012 06:27 QuanticHawk wrote:
On August 23 2012 04:55 docvoc wrote:
Wow, just wow -_- that absolutely sucks for this guy. I am sorry to hear about this story .


why?

it's not like at 17 you're runnign around doing shit because you've got no other means of income. it's someone doing stupid shit because they can

Hawk I don't know where you live, but where I do, Mid-South U.S. there are a lot of kids that get out of poverty through sports and do this exact thing. I hear about it more than I should, it happens probably 1-2 per year. Some kid fucks up his life like this. His doing this ruined his entire life, and he didn't know that then, but he sure as hell knows that now.


the op even says his mother moved them specifically to get him out of shitty environments... so the family isnt so poor that he has no other idea of how to do anything with his life. he's 17, not a baby. it's a dumbass kid doing dumbass shit specifically because he can/thinks it is cool/whatever

id be a hell of a lot more for the pizza driver, who is probably some other teenager from equally meager means who decided to tr to work and probably pissed himself when he had a gun jammed to his head for the $20 he made working 7 hours

I guess I should qualify my thought, I pity the kid for ruining his life, I don't pity the action, what he did was stupid and he needs to pay the time for the crime. Yeah I agree with you, the kid working the job deserves my sympathy, but for some reason (maybe where I live, most likely) I just feel bad that the kid unknowingly ruined his life. I do however understand where your coming from Hawk, and understand that my point of view is kind of wonky haha.
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