EPTWhen you ask for my opinion and I lie, you get mad
When you tell me the same joke for the umpteenth time and I don’t laugh, you think I’m not interested anymore
When I’m five minutes late because of bad traffic, you don’t let me forget it for a month
When you’re thirty minutes late because you couldn’t decide what to wear, it’s not a big deal
When I tell you that you’re makeup is running, you think I think you’re ugly
When I pay for my friends dinner, you think I’m a pushover
When I stand my ground and don’t pay, you think I’m a scrooge
When you tell me to get you a drink and I come back with diet cola, you think I think you’re fat
When you tell me to get a drink and I come back with cola, you think I don’t care ‘cause you only ever drink diet cola
When you wanna talk during a movie I better listen, or else five times a week becomes one
When you ask me the anniversary of X I better remember or once a week becomes none
Yet
When you smile at me, my heart still skips a beat
When you walk in the room, I still suck in my gut
When you laugh, I want to sing
When you cry, I want to protect you
When I’m sick, you take care of me
When I’m down, you lift me up
And when we lie in each other’s arms at night, I wish tomorrow would never come
