Ok I lied, here we go.
Today was fail day at my high school. This meant that the student who had failed 4 classes or 8 credits over the past two years could not continue to the third and final year of high school. It also meant that the parents of these slacker lazy children would take a precious day off work to come argue their child's case.
Let's just say I wore a tie.
Eight hours after the first enraged mother arrived at my school I had almost convinced myself that I was responsible for their child's ineptitude and utter failure as a produtive and normal part of society. It was all my faiult. Had I only granted their precious sack of biological goop an undeserved extra ten undeserved points this whole unfortunate meeting could have been avoided. Well, real life doesn't work that way.
Look. If you guys every decide to reproduce, do me a favour. Don't go to your child's schol and bitch about points. It is the most uncomfortable and stupid bullshit you can put an under paid teacher through.
On the bright side, I am moving to a private catholic school starting in april. I will make 50% more money and work 500% as hard. I'm looking forward to it. Kind of.
Peace and love,