The situations are real. The decisions are ridiculous. The consequences could be deadly. You'll laugh. You'll cry. This is J-Dubbz. This is your life.
You don't know why, but this sudden staredown between you and your boss has lit a fire deep in your belly. Your body squirms and aches with the passion. The storage room is crowded but that doesn't stop you from high stepping a hurdle of clothes, grabbing her by the hips and landing a sloppy kiss right on her lips. It's extraordinary. Better than Christmas, and you can only imagine the unwrapping...
Except for that fact that she knees you in the groin. A spike of pain springs from your loins and needles your spine; you collapse backwards into the dirty clothes, gasping for breath and clutching at nothing. Adding insult to injury she spits directly into your face.
"You're fucking fired, you little pig!"
Suddenly you realize the woman you just assaulted has three kids, a husband, and is at least twenty years older than you.
"I...I don't know what's happening to me!" you wail.
"I don't care," she screams, "just get the fuck out!"
You black out and wake up on the sidewalk, the city noise crowding you. Your gut still stings but at least you can walk. You're not sure where to go from here...
Go to McDonalds (6)
Walk back into the Children's Museum and demand your job back <---will get J-Dubbz arrested (4)
Go downtown to the library (2)
Sit and stare. <----least fun option (2)
Go home (0)
22 total votes
Your vote: What do you do now?
(Vote): Walk back into the Children's Museum and demand your job back <---will get J-Dubbz arrested
(Vote): Go to McDonalds
(Vote): Go downtown to the library
(Vote): Go home
(Vote): Go to Disneyland <---completely ridiculous
(Vote): Sit and stare. <----least fun option