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obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-09 00:37:26
August 09 2011 00:36 GMT
#1
Yesterday night I went to go buy cookies, to cheer myself up after the rat bread fiasco last night. I get home today, take a nap, and sit down at my computer table to browse TL.

All my new food is safe inside fridges and in plastic containers.
+ Show Spoiler [not for the faint of cookie heart] +


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how does a mouse chew through solid plastic?


The mouse had struck again! That's a 24 pack of cookies. I ate a few last night and went to bed and now there are 17 on the ground and in the box. The good news is no crumbs, the mouse probably snuck off with my cookie into the night and devoured it in its den of evil!

I thought that my precious cookies would be safe if I closed up the package and put the sticker over the cover. I was DEAD WRONG (without the dead). It chewed through the back of the container and pushed the cookies onto the floor. No mother would want them now ;_;

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MY COOKIES!!! I don't want to LIVE anymore!!!



+ Show Spoiler +


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Here is a detailed artists depiction of the never before seen creature in it's den of evil


We don't know if it has horns or a pitchfork tail. All we know is that this mouse is vicious, conniving, and pure EVIL!
He's probably also 6 feet tall and 200 lbs and really in shape too! And I bet he plays Terran!


Anyways I called my office's maintenance people today. If they don't fix the problem I'm gonna raise a stink about it in the office while new people come in to check out their apartments.
+ Show Spoiler +
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Oatmeal...


Now all I have left are these
overlord: bleargh
oatmeal cookies and a lemon pie.... What am I supposed to do with that? Oh well, it's going in the fridge. Everything is!

If nothing else, the mouse has given me a new purpose in life. I will not rest until that mouse is dead or I am!


***
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
August 09 2011 00:53 GMT
#2
Now don't everyone comment all at once... jeesh...
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
GigaFlop
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1146 Posts
August 09 2011 00:59 GMT
#3
SLAY THE BEAST!
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ "Shift-Q oftentimes makes a capital Q" - Day[9] || iNcontrol - Alligator from heaven = ^
leftykill
Profile Joined October 2009
United States120 Posts
August 09 2011 01:05 GMT
#4
Well now that you know your rodent has a sweet tooth, use that to your advantage and set a trap to capture the beast! For only one thing can come of his crime, DEATH!
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
August 09 2011 01:10 GMT
#5
Take some of the desecrated cookies and place them in a trap for your furry intruder. Sweet, ironic, vengeance.
you gotta dance
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
August 09 2011 01:11 GMT
#6
Find the mouse, and kick it IN THE BALLS.

Always works for me.
memes are a dish best served dank
Lanaia
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada1142 Posts
August 09 2011 02:58 GMT
#7
On August 09 2011 10:10 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Take some of the desecrated cookies and place them in a trap for your furry intruder. Sweet, ironic, vengeance.

do this.

You need to get the furry intruder out before it steals everything!
<3 If you chase a mirage, the desert will swallow you.
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
August 09 2011 03:02 GMT
#8
Adopt a cat then return it once it's done working.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
August 09 2011 03:21 GMT
#9
how are you going to spend your skill point after you clear the den of evil?
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9108 Posts
August 09 2011 03:25 GMT
#10
I'm pretty impressed that the mice managed to chew through that plastic. However, that is really annoying t.t

Good luck getting rid of them. At least it's not cockroaches, personally I'd much rather have mice, far less scary.
Jugan
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1566 Posts
August 09 2011 03:53 GMT
#11
Reminds me of Mousehunt

Even a Savior couldn't fix all problems. www.twitch.tv/xJugan
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
August 09 2011 04:22 GMT
#12
Dude get a cat and a dog that are already friends. Then show the mouse who's boss. You got the barking dog scaring it and the furry mouse-loving cat to eat it. It's a win/win
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
August 09 2011 04:25 GMT
#13
It's actually pretty gross to see cats walking around with dead mice in their mouths....
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
August 09 2011 09:50 GMT
#14
On August 09 2011 10:10 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Take some of the desecrated cookies and place them in a trap for your furry intruder. Sweet, ironic, vengeance.

But the bastard will probably die in my closet and by the time I find him, he'll have infected me with like a billion airborne diseases.

On August 09 2011 12:02 Probe1 wrote:
Adopt a cat then return it once it's done working.

I'd rather borrow one, but even then... cats make a huge mess.

On August 09 2011 12:21 Cambium wrote:
how are you going to spend your skill point after you clear the den of evil?

Well you kinda have to specialize, and since I've invested all my skills down the tech path so far, +1 Programming.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
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