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United States10467 Posts
Yesterday night I went to go buy cookies, to cheer myself up after the rat bread fiasco last night. I get home today, take a nap, and sit down at my computer table to browse TL.
All my new food is safe inside fridges and in plastic containers.
+ Show Spoiler [not for the faint of cookie heart] +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/QeZxY.jpg) how does a mouse chew through solid plastic?The mouse had struck again! That's a 24 pack of cookies. I ate a few last night and went to bed and now there are 17 on the ground and in the box. The good news is no crumbs, the mouse probably snuck off with my cookie into the night and devoured it in its den of evil! I thought that my precious cookies would be safe if I closed up the package and put the sticker over the cover. I was DEAD WRONG (without the dead). It chewed through the back of the container and pushed the cookies onto the floor. No mother would want them now ;_; ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/z870s.jpg) MY COOKIES!!! I don't want to LIVE anymore!!!
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/pqfzK.jpg) Here is a detailed artists depiction of the never before seen creature in it's den of evilWe don't know if it has horns or a pitchfork tail. All we know is that this mouse is vicious, conniving, and pure EVIL! He's probably also 6 feet tall and 200 lbs and really in shape too! And I bet he plays Terran!
Anyways I called my office's maintenance people today. If they don't fix the problem I'm gonna raise a stink about it in the office while new people come in to check out their apartments.
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/baa5y.jpg) Oatmeal...Now all I have left are these overlord: bleargh oatmeal cookies and a lemon pie.... What am I supposed to do with that? Oh well, it's going in the fridge. Everything is! If nothing else, the mouse has given me a new purpose in life. I will not rest until that mouse is dead or I am!
  
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United States10467 Posts
Now don't everyone comment all at once... jeesh...
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Well now that you know your rodent has a sweet tooth, use that to your advantage and set a trap to capture the beast! For only one thing can come of his crime, DEATH!
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Take some of the desecrated cookies and place them in a trap for your furry intruder. Sweet, ironic, vengeance.
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Find the mouse, and kick it IN THE BALLS.
Always works for me.
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On August 09 2011 10:10 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Take some of the desecrated cookies and place them in a trap for your furry intruder. Sweet, ironic, vengeance.
do this.
You need to get the furry intruder out before it steals everything!
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Adopt a cat then return it once it's done working.
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how are you going to spend your skill point after you clear the den of evil?
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I'm pretty impressed that the mice managed to chew through that plastic. However, that is really annoying t.t
Good luck getting rid of them. At least it's not cockroaches, personally I'd much rather have mice, far less scary.
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Reminds me of Mousehunt 
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Dude get a cat and a dog that are already friends. Then show the mouse who's boss. You got the barking dog scaring it and the furry mouse-loving cat to eat it. It's a win/win
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It's actually pretty gross to see cats walking around with dead mice in their mouths....
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United States10467 Posts
On August 09 2011 10:10 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Take some of the desecrated cookies and place them in a trap for your furry intruder. Sweet, ironic, vengeance.
But the bastard will probably die in my closet and by the time I find him, he'll have infected me with like a billion airborne diseases.
On August 09 2011 12:02 Probe1 wrote:
Adopt a cat then return it once it's done working.
I'd rather borrow one, but even then... cats make a huge mess.
On August 09 2011 12:21 Cambium wrote:
how are you going to spend your skill point after you clear the den of evil?
Well you kinda have to specialize, and since I've invested all my skills down the tech path so far, +1 Programming.
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EPT
