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Ah, Crud.

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Kaonis
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States243 Posts
May 03 2011 04:08 GMT
#1
It just so happens that moments ago I was watching the day9 daily. And by moments ago, I of course mean about an hour ago. I was watching along, lying on my side, laptop sitting proudly on my leg, and I began to doze off.

Don't worry, I didn't drop the laptop.

When I awoke, some primordial instinct in the back of my head grunted at me. It sounded like "Take shower." So, I grunted right back with an "Okay." before stumbling into the bathroom. It was a whirlwind of... I don't really know. I was in the shower, kinda just standing there for a few moments, before I realized I had quite an itch on my chest, right there on the sternum. I scratched it, and it vaguely felt like what I assume to be a pending heart attack.

Okay, you win, sternum. No more scratching there.

My leg was next to rebel, but I realized that I really just couldn't get that itch to go away. I gave up after about a second of combat and went back to standing aimlessly in the shower wondering what the hell was going on. After finally gathering the wit to wash my hair, I realize that my leg had a vague sensation about it, kind of like a mix between "bumped into a heater" and "freakin' ouch"

Lumbering like the 110 pound monstrosity I am out of the shower, I perched myself upon my toilet to inspect the source of my pain. I didn't really see anything special, just post-hot shower red skin. However, after a few moments of being confused, I looked closer, and saw cracked skin.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a first degree burn on my leg from falling asleep while watching the Daily. Or some sort of flesh-eating bacteria.

Crud.

****
Nevermind.
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6637 Posts
May 03 2011 04:10 GMT
#2
Damn, didn't realize a laptop could get that hot!
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24698 Posts
May 03 2011 04:10 GMT
#3
I guess Day[9] is hotter than we thought.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Vlare
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
748 Posts
May 03 2011 04:12 GMT
#4
On May 03 2011 13:10 micronesia wrote:
I guess Day[9] is hotter than we thought.


This
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meep
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1699 Posts
May 03 2011 04:20 GMT
#5
Be proud of your wounds.
閑静 しずか (ノ・_・)ノ
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
May 03 2011 04:27 GMT
#6
Wut... You need some fans, mayun. O.o
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
Kaonis
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States243 Posts
May 03 2011 04:31 GMT
#7
On May 03 2011 13:27 mizU wrote:
Wut... You need some fans, mayun. O.o

My laptop actually has exactly one exhaust fan, and I will give you a whopping no guesses as to where it was pointed because it was pointed at my leg.

Okay, that was harsh. I'll give you one guess before I go buy a cooling pad and keep this infernal machine half a room away from me at all times.
Nevermind.
NrG.NeverExpo
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2114 Posts
May 03 2011 05:22 GMT
#8
Lol had me guessing right till the end. I don't get where the whole heart attack feeling came from though. Might wanna take a look at that lol.
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Aequos
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada606 Posts
May 03 2011 05:46 GMT
#9
Made me laugh, it was hilarious.

I'd suggest getting a lap desk (thats what I had to do to help with my computer - my thighs are permanently burned, and my computer reaches temperatures of 110º or so when its running. Stupid computer). Hopefully you can walk tomorrow!
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