EPTDon't worry, I didn't drop the laptop.
When I awoke, some primordial instinct in the back of my head grunted at me. It sounded like "Take shower." So, I grunted right back with an "Okay." before stumbling into the bathroom. It was a whirlwind of... I don't really know. I was in the shower, kinda just standing there for a few moments, before I realized I had quite an itch on my chest, right there on the sternum. I scratched it, and it vaguely felt like what I assume to be a pending heart attack.
Okay, you win, sternum. No more scratching there.
My leg was next to rebel, but I realized that I really just couldn't get that itch to go away. I gave up after about a second of combat and went back to standing aimlessly in the shower wondering what the hell was going on. After finally gathering the wit to wash my hair, I realize that my leg had a vague sensation about it, kind of like a mix between "bumped into a heater" and "freakin' ouch"
Lumbering like the 110 pound monstrosity I am out of the shower, I perched myself upon my toilet to inspect the source of my pain. I didn't really see anything special, just post-hot shower red skin. However, after a few moments of being confused, I looked closer, and saw cracked skin.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a first degree burn on my leg from falling asleep while watching the Daily. Or some sort of flesh-eating bacteria.
Crud.
