This is not that.
I mean, yeah, I'm sleeping kind of weirdly. 2:00 AM to noon is currently my sleep schedule. I can fix that no problem, though.
What I need help with is my eating schedule. Seriously, it's some messed up shit. As you guys may know, your whole body doesn't run on one clock. This is why jetlag sucks so much. It's not just your brain thinking it's 3:00AM when it's actually 3:00 PM. It's that combined with your kidneys thinking it's 7:30AM, your stomach thinking it's 4:00PM, and your pancreas (wtf?) thinking it's 26:40. Your pancreas is very bad at telling time. Sorry.
So these days I've been eating 1 meal per day. I'm not exactly out and exercising, so my caloric needs aren't very high. Regardless, I should be eating more. I basically wake up at noon, when other people are eating lunch, and think "I should maybe eat breakfast or brunch, but I'm not hungry." Later, my family eats dinner, so I also eat dinner. Then they all go to sleep like normal people. Then, as the hours pass, I get hungrier and hungrier. It's now basically morning and I could eat an entire 20-ounce steak or something. But when I wake up tomorrow morning, alas, I will not eat a 20-ounce steak. I won't be hungry at all.