Ok so it all starts with me waking up in a bar in a town a used to live it, or I don't really wake up but this is where the dream starts. I'm drinking a corona and there's this really cute bartender chick with whom I'm flirting. I'm really fucking drunk.
After I finish my beer I need to go home, I try to pay the bartender in dollars (which is effin wierd since we spoke swedish and I'm in sweden) anyway I have cash on me, I didnt want to use my card, so I ask her how much for the beer. She says she'll just take my card and she cant understand me when I want to pay with cash. After a long discussion she finally accepts the money I gave to her.
Then she follows me out the door and says she'll drive me home in my car. Which is this huge and ugly yellow tractor. So we get in and sloooowly start moving towards where I supposedly live. On our way there she turns into this... rundown mansion where there's a huge party going on. So we get out of the tractor and go into the house. I black out and wake up without my wallet or phone. So I think "fuck she drugged me" and start walking.... feeling a wierd breeze. I'm naked. So at first I'm like "yeah I hit that... was worth all the money" but then I realize I have no way of getting home naked without money or a phone.
So I manage to find my own closet (wtf?) and find some clothes I can use and by now I'm really drunk, but still clear minded. I hate that feeling. So I start walking out and just as I get out the door I see two guys getting into a black... van/suv AND THEY HAVE FUCKING MBC HERO HOODIES ON THEM. I start thinking "how do I say hello without seeming like a huuuuge fucking nerd", so I do the sensible thing and open the door to the suv/van and scream "LEE JAE DONG HWAITING" as high as I can and then close the door.
The guys try to start talking to me, but for some reason I'm a total asshole and pretend I'm waaaay cooler then I am. After a while I can see them talking but all I can hear coming out of their mouths are "BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP"... that's my alarmclock and I wake up.