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My friends always have these crazy dreams they're telling me about (being a serial killer etc. etc.) but I rarely have them. Last night I did have on and here's the dream (as I remember it).
Ok so it all starts with me waking up in a bar in a town a used to live it, or I don't really wake up but this is where the dream starts. I'm drinking a corona and there's this really cute bartender chick with whom I'm flirting. I'm really fucking drunk.
After I finish my beer I need to go home, I try to pay the bartender in dollars (which is effin wierd since we spoke swedish and I'm in sweden) anyway I have cash on me, I didnt want to use my card, so I ask her how much for the beer. She says she'll just take my card and she cant understand me when I want to pay with cash. After a long discussion she finally accepts the money I gave to her.
Then she follows me out the door and says she'll drive me home in my car. Which is this huge and ugly yellow tractor. So we get in and sloooowly start moving towards where I supposedly live. On our way there she turns into this... rundown mansion where there's a huge party going on. So we get out of the tractor and go into the house. I black out and wake up without my wallet or phone. So I think "fuck she drugged me" and start walking.... feeling a wierd breeze. I'm naked. So at first I'm like "yeah I hit that... was worth all the money" but then I realize I have no way of getting home naked without money or a phone.
So I manage to find my own closet (wtf?) and find some clothes I can use and by now I'm really drunk, but still clear minded. I hate that feeling. So I start walking out and just as I get out the door I see two guys getting into a black... van/suv AND THEY HAVE FUCKING MBC HERO HOODIES ON THEM. I start thinking "how do I say hello without seeming like a huuuuge fucking nerd", so I do the sensible thing and open the door to the suv/van and scream "LEE JAE DONG HWAITING" as high as I can and then close the door.
The guys try to start talking to me, but for some reason I'm a total asshole and pretend I'm waaaay cooler then I am. After a while I can see them talking but all I can hear coming out of their mouths are "BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP"... that's my alarmclock and I wake up.
The end.
 
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United States6173 Posts
I love bizarre dreams. Such trips.
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hey this is actually pretty lol
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You where drinking Corona? Poor bastard! That beer tastes like cat piss
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You do know Jaedongs team is Hwaseung rite? XD
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On November 20 2009 21:50 Belano wrote:
You where drinking Corona?
My thoughts exactly lol, what a horrible nightmare!
But yeah, i love having weird dreams like that, feels like you're stuck in a David Lynch movie 
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I never have these vivid dreams... mine just fade away like that xkcd comic before I get a chance to remember them or tell anyone
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5/5 Entertained for the night. Thanks.
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I love how our dreams are so random, sometimes it even reminds me of some old friends I have forggotten. I have never had a SC-related dream though.
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On November 20 2009 21:36 Julmust wrote:
Then she follows me out the door and says she'll drive me home in my car. Which is this huge and ugly yellow tractor. So we get in and sloooowly start moving towards where I supposedly live.
at first i was like "i like where this si going xD"
then i loled 
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i hope you really got your phlegm on the HHHHHHHWAIIITINGGG
that would totally make u cooler
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Yeah, most of my dreams are like this but I never remember them. Sleeping is a fun time
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haha funny dream.
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On November 20 2009 22:26 grobo wrote:My thoughts exactly lol, what a horrible nightmare! But yeah, i love having weird dreams like that, feels like you're stuck in a David Lynch movie
LOOLL
rofl haha
funnnyy.
Ya.. My dreams I usually only remember random fragments.. I heard eating cheese gives you more vivid dreams??
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so I do the sensible thing and open the door to the suv/van and scream "LEE JAE DONG HWAITING" as high as I can and then close the door.
10/10. When in doubt, scream that.
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That's pretty bizarre. I used to have weird dreams all the time some years ago, but nowadays I barely see dreams and most of them are nothing interesting.
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Hehe I always think it's funny when people dream of games or movies. I have weird dreams, but they rarely have starcraft in them
Its happened though, but its always stressed out shit where I'm playing someone who's hacking and I can't prove it and I can't leave, I just wanna beat him so bad even though I have no chance, and my hotkeys are all screwed up, and its like didn't I expand, where the hell - I was playing terran, why am I protoss, why are my gateways making creep now I can't place cannons, blah blah, so annoying.
Would love to meet people wearing proleague shirts in my dreams -_-
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This is awesome, I had a dream where I screamed "LEE JAE DONG HWAITING" too a few days ago.
Can't remember much more than that sadly.
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