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Not really...more like hung over rant at this point. Actually, this is just more like sharing a funny story...in retrospect.
Last weekend I went with a couple of my friends to some house party where I drank a lot. Then I went with my friends and one of their boyfriends to a bar where I drank some more. I had had a lot to drink, and was drunk. I hadn't even paid for a single drink that night, because my best friend's boyfriend for some reason kisses my ass every time we chill together. It's cute and annoys the shit out of me, but my friend was like, "hey, you're benefiting from it!" rofl.
Anyway...she'd had a really bad week and was tired and just wanted to chill.
Then, while me, the boyfriend, and my two girl friends were just sitting and chilling at a table in the bar, this group of five or six guys walks by. They stop. One of them leans over between the girls and says out loud (loud enough for both me and the boyfriend to hear), "What you ladies doing with guys like these? Why don't you come chill with us over there?"
Yeah...the kind of situation you'd only expect to be in in movies, right?
I was honestly shocked. So was the boyfriend and my two friends. However, before that shock could sink in, something even more shocking happened...
My best friend snapped and shouted, "What the fuck'd you say, nigga??" out loud.
Because the universe fucking hates me, one of the guys in that group happened to be black.
He looked ready to kill. I seriously thought me and the boyfriend were about to get beaten the shit out of.
I grabbed her head, slammed it on the table and started shouting, "Yo man, she's really fucked up right now...like you don't even know, man..." or something like that. The boyfriend sat with his thumb up his ass and mouth open.
After some threatening gestures and shit talking, they left.
Then she started yelling at me for hitting her head on the table.
Like really? LOLOLOL.
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rofl close one man. almost got your ass beat. XD Thanks for sharing, i actually LOLed.
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lol Why did you slam a girls head into the table? Also, just beat the shit out of them, who cares?
Edit: Just remembered your best friend was the girl and she was shouting nigga looool
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Sometimes I feel like I'm living in a movie too. Life imitates art.
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haha nice, i love your friend's attitude. but i probably would have joined instead of trying to cover and got my ass kicked 
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On September 27 2009 04:07 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
lol Why did you slam a girls head into the table? Also, just beat the shit out of them, who cares?
Because there were six bros and...two of us?
Sorry, I'm not superman or a pro MMA fighter like you are.
On September 27 2009 04:09 starfries wrote:haha nice, i love your friend's attitude. but i probably would have joined instead of trying to cover and got my ass kicked
hahaha.
I liked her attitude. I didn't like her dropping an "n-bomb", though. :\
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Lol. should have just fought 6 people. then i would have found this worth reading.
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LOL that´s people there right in your face hahahah
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If she hadn't used the word nigger I think you would be the one buying her drinks for the rest of the night.
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On September 27 2009 05:12 Bebop Berserker wrote:
Lol. should have just fought 6 people. then i would have found this worth reading.
Haha. Fuck I know...I'm such a pussy. ):
On September 27 2009 05:22 Mah Buckit! wrote:
LOL that´s people there right in your face hahahah
Sorry, I don't understand this... ?? :X
On September 27 2009 05:45 Oxygen wrote:
If she hadn't used the word nigger I think you would be the one buying her drinks for the rest of the night.
If she hadn't used the word nigger, I wouldn't've slammed her head into the table in the first place.
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Show nested quote +On September 27 2009 05:22 Mah Buckit! wrote:
LOL that´s people there right in your face hahahah
Sorry, I don't understand this... ?? :X
Regarless, Im still right. I always have such fun seeing threads like this. It´s just my sense of humor or the lack of it or whatever.
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responding like that sounds like exactly what they would do if they were in your situation. i dont get it
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Hmmm sounds like you're the fag of the faghags. You must adjust the situation and get bitches on your dick publically.
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Those guys overreacted. There's no such thing as racism anymore, Obama was elected president.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
rfol kinda funny i guess
or would've been kinda scary too at the time? o _O
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On September 27 2009 06:39 Mah Buckit! wrote:Show nested quote +On September 27 2009 05:22 Mah Buckit! wrote:
LOL that´s people there right in your face hahahah
Sorry, I don't understand this... ?? :X Regarless, Im still right. I always have such fun seeing threads like this. It´s just my sense of humor or the lack of it or whatever.
No like I thoroughly didn't understand what you meant...like as in I couldn't comprehend what you meant?
On September 27 2009 07:51 Liquid`NonY wrote:
responding like that sounds like exactly what they would do if they were in your situation. i dont get it
It was a weird situation, is all. Not the kind of thing you come across every day. In retrospect, I thought it was funny, so I shared it...?
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
u have to master the 'half-dumb happy go lucky i'm better than you in life' smile
once you can do that, you can control losers like that in every situation
do the smile 'doing with us? well i mean...we are pretty much the best at everything...not to mention we are rich as fuck...speaking of that how bout i buy u guys all a round of drinks!!'
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