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Touched by Fedor.

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Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-27 05:45:44
August 27 2009 02:05 GMT
#1


[image loading]


So i was to an Fedor's public workout in NY. The workout itself was pretty lame, probably mostly because they did not consider there would be so many people(there probably was close to a thousand, the line occupied an entire Manhattan block and then some.

After the public workout Fedor started signing autographs but just a 3rd people in(if that) he just up and left. Was pretty dissapointing but what ensued next was entertaining. The only guy left back was Scott Coker so we decided to take a picture with him. This is where one of my buddies voiced his dissapoitment at Fedor leaving so early. At which point Scott pulled out something i would say i did not expect. He called up a woman from Fedor's posse and told her that we came all the way from Miami(were from New York) and missed him and asked her to tell us his next destination, which turned out to be Renzo Gracie academy. The poor woman went "I thought that was supposed to be a secret."

Gracie academy was just 3 blocks and we quickly got there just in time to see Fedor in his limo, ready to leave again. There was barely any people there but Coker, Millen, Fedor and his translator. Coker just told us to jump in the limo with Fedor, upon which i joked that its not savvy to just jump into the limo of the most dangerous man on the planet uninvited. The translator asked Fedor to take a picture with us, which he did without any delay. Fortunately or unfortunately though, they asked their photographer to take the picture and took my business card promising to send it to me. I hope they hold true to their promise, and even tho i had my camera i was too star struck to object. I really never gave a crap about celebrities, and i had no idea Fedor would have this kind of effect on me, but it was completely surreal for me. I think i'm not gonna take a shower for a month or so as to not wash away the Fedor molecules off of me.^_^

And if that wasnt good enough i went into Renzo Gracie academy and whaddya know, fucking Renzo Gracie was there. Renzo is just about only member of Gracie family who i am a fan of, so it was super win.

Footnotes: How awesome is Coker to trick Fedor's assistant into giving us his next destination? Nothing but respect for this guy he is AWESUM.
Fedor really doesn't give a fuck. He didn't care to leave when there were still a whole bunch of fans waiting for him to sign, and neither did he seem to care to take pictures with us. It just seemed, do or do not it's all the same to him.
Renzo is super fucking friendly. Which is good since i think i really like his school and its really close to my house. I'll probably sign up to go there.
Overall i feel super excited. I got pics with Renzo and Coker which i'm waiting for my friend to upload and hopefully Strikeforce will send me the Fedor picture.

Man this is awesome.
So awesome.



***
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
genwar
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada537 Posts
August 27 2009 02:08 GMT
#2
Who the fuck is Fedor.
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
August 27 2009 02:09 GMT
#3
On August 27 2009 11:08 genwar wrote:
Who the fuck is Fedor.

get out of my blog boy lover.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
genwar
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada537 Posts
August 27 2009 02:11 GMT
#4
You're story sounds gayer than not knowing who Fedor is. I even googled and I'm still confused who he is. The fighter?
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
August 27 2009 02:12 GMT
#5
No you idiot, the progamer.
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
August 27 2009 02:13 GMT
#6
did your balls finally drop after he touched you?
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
August 27 2009 02:14 GMT
#7
Fedor #1 Zerg!
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
August 27 2009 02:15 GMT
#8
On August 27 2009 11:13 food wrote:
did your balls finally drop after he touched you?

well, im not sure, but the distance between my balls and the tip of my dick has definitely increased.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Lucktar
Profile Joined July 2008
United States526 Posts
August 27 2009 02:44 GMT
#9
On August 27 2009 11:05 Sfydjklm wrote:
So i was to an Fedor's public workout in NY.

wat
NaDa, much, ZerO fighting!
Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
August 27 2009 02:53 GMT
#10
On August 27 2009 11:15 Sfydjklm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 27 2009 11:13 food wrote:
did your balls finally drop after he touched you?

well, im not sure, but the distance between my balls and the tip of my dick has definitely increased.


So they went further in?
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
August 27 2009 03:00 GMT
#11
Nooooo idea who fedor is :p. Cool story tho .
@NvPinder on twitter | Member of Gamecom Nv | http://www.clan-ta.com | http://www.youtube.com/user/ftrunkz | http://www.twitchtv.com/xghpinder
Skyze
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada2324 Posts
August 27 2009 03:01 GMT
#12
fedor is afraid of brock lesnar.
Canada Gaming ~~ The-Feared
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
August 27 2009 03:06 GMT
#13
added a highlight since it seemed necessary.

On August 27 2009 11:53 Sadistx wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 27 2009 11:15 Sfydjklm wrote:
On August 27 2009 11:13 food wrote:
did your balls finally drop after he touched you?

well, im not sure, but the distance between my balls and the tip of my dick has definitely increased.


So they went further in?



That might be the case.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Sky
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Jordan812 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-27 03:39:12
August 27 2009 03:38 GMT
#14
On August 27 2009 12:06 Sfydjklm wrote:
added a highlight since it seemed necessary.

Show nested quote +
On August 27 2009 11:53 Sadistx wrote:
On August 27 2009 11:15 Sfydjklm wrote:
On August 27 2009 11:13 food wrote:
did your balls finally drop after he touched you?

well, im not sure, but the distance between my balls and the tip of my dick has definitely increased.


So they went further in?



That might be the case.


They taught us about this in Bio, I think. An erection?

+ Show Spoiler +
Grats on the pics
...jumping into cold water whenever I get the chance.
AoN.DimSum
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2983 Posts
August 27 2009 04:34 GMT
#15
WAIT FEDOR WAS IN NY@!???! OMG Can i touch you please??
by my idol krokkis : "U better hope Finland wont have WCG next year and that I wont gain shitloads of skill, cause then I will wash ur mouth with soap, little man."
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